volume knob

the amplified speech of a drunken girl.

Six beers and that girl breaks her volume knob.

by central scrutinizer the sequel June 20, 2009

Chicken Knob

A swirling vortex of grease, slobber, and nasty black chicken in an otherwise good peice of meat.

Hamlord- Dammit I just ate a giant chicken knob.
Blarpkin- That sucks.

by Knoblord March 17, 2009

Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.

Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.

by Gus The Groundhog February 2, 2021

gayhair knob

a penis so huge, when erect, it drains all the blood from the head and makes the owner pass out. Pulls chicks like a motherfucking magnet

Ben: Why is my penis so shriveled and pathetic :(

Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!

Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(

by CSM MOTHERFUCKER January 1, 2009

knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake March 1, 2009

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009

Blobby Knob

When the penis is infected and is oozeing puss.

King Henry VIII had a very Blobby Knob!

by Spermicidal Maniac May 18, 2009