kelli

a disgusting pig who needs to fart every 2 seconds. smells so bad that they need to spray febreez on her every 2 seconds. shes the biggest nerd in the world.

kelli: hi im kelli

bob: ew your stinky.

by marylouhoo November 22, 2011

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008

KelliAbbyAlyssa

the three best broski's in the sack. comes with an all inclusive ass and bodacious bahama mamas and beautiful blonde woman with blue eyes and big brains x100000000. some have bushy pubes, while others fly bald eagle, depends on what day of the week it is. like to do the south african custom of no shave november. has great talent in the bedroom and valleys of stretchmarks on the breast area. has proportional curves and has a nose to poke out your eyes, but she is not jewish if anybody was asking. love the roofies. in spare time, masterbation is a must and then we rock out with our cocks out on band hero. has a mean green gassy machine in the A.M. but is consistant throughout the day

Charlie: Shit! look at that KelliAbbyAlyssa.
Shelia: Kinda looks like a fat jesus but a lot more hairy.

by Josephineyfredrick December 27, 2009

The Helen Keller

When you fuck a girl upside down so the blood rushes to her head causing her to lose her hearing, and then finishing off by cumming in her eyes.

She wanted to try something new in bed so I gave her The Helen Keller

by skeeternewmon September 16, 2019

Helen Keller

This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.

"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"

"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"

by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009

helen keller

when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.

she got helen keller'ed so hard she will never hear or talk again

by dan181 January 8, 2011