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A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.
"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"
by DJ Denny July 22, 2009
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Juggernaut

1 & only - When you wake up in the morning with an erection, you sneak out of bed, walk over to the girl sleeping next to you and smack her forehead with your cock!
1. Dude, i woke up this morning and Juggernauted this chick.

2. Can you believe that asshole woke me up with his penis slaping on my forehead?

...yeah, its called a juggernaut.
by Bumbershoot April 14, 2010
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Judge

Another word for an autistic child.

The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
by Cool Cat Copolsde December 12, 2011
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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012
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jinger

She jings me to ejaculation.
by Shawn Tait February 14, 2004
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jongering

it means rollo and lant are the best
<rollo> lolz, i looked it up on goggle while you were jabbering away :o~
<lant> ._______.
<lant> i was not jabbering!
<lant> it was more like
<lant> jongering
by optimus lant March 24, 2003
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judge

Judge = Juez
Judge Sucks Dick!!!
by A2K June 8, 2003
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