johannafried

a baddie comeback when ur moms name is petra and someone says that ur mom was petrified so u could tell the other person that if their moms name was johanna then their mom was johannafried

person 1: we could say ur mom was petrified
me the amazing person: well then ur mom was johannafried

by helloebello November 25, 2021

Jethaa

Always winner

The meaning for Jethaa is always winner

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021

Johamna

Only one of a kind. Mesmerizing. Loyal as fuck. Johamna is not the girl of your dreams. She is the one pleasing your fantasies and nurturing your reality.

Johamna will break you bed, enjoy.

Don’t cross Johamna, it’s a death wish.

by YoHaamNah November 27, 2021

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Johannesbug

South African Omicron variant of COVID.

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.

by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021

Johanese

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.

"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

by supercalifragilisticexpie December 5, 2021