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the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
by junior February 12, 2004
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alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016
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dainton jennings

A kind boy\man has great friends and is inton alot of sports.dainton jennings is a boy\man who is very intelligant amd know alot about technology shuch as xbox,play station,pc,laptops etc.

Dainton jennings,dainton jennings
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mircea jenner

A kind of perfection used in the famous teen group Offtopic
by mjenner January 16, 2017
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rebecca jennings

Rebecca Jennings normally a nickname for RJ

One of the hottest guys you will ever meet
Super gangster he is oringinal gangster
Giant Johnson
Bro I wish I was a Rebecca jennings
by Ms.jennings April 19, 2017
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getting jensen'd

Losing the NA Finals by getting jensen'd
by Røx April 28, 2017
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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