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Jenna

She seems nice and is on "good terms" with everyone. She is smart but doesn't get close to people. She only likes her fake friends and that's all she is. The boring nice girl.
Person 1: Have you talked to Jenna lately?
Person 2: Yeah, she is so kind and boring so i left her on read.
by ionlyspeakfactsbruh July 5, 2020
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Jenna Pitts

The most perfect girl in the world who you really need to be friends with!
Her: Isn’t that Jenna Pitts?
Him: Yea y?
All the other boys: SHE IS SO CUTE HOW IS SHE STILL SINGLE!!!
by Jduhehehej July 13, 2020
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Jenna Buratti

a beautiful person who always puts others before herself. she’s the most selfless, caring, smart, amazing person. she always thinks bad ab herself and can never see her true beauty.
jenna buratti is beautiful
by nobody123098 July 16, 2020
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Jenna

When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....
Emrys: How did you acquire of such a story?!

Apollyon: You're looking at the source.

Emrys: Who are you?!

Apollyon: I'm the one that tasted the death of Jenna (all hope) within those tears....
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
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Jenna

A young cryptid. Fond of expressions themself in the form of ironic emojis.

Looks soft and cuddly but would steal your kneecaps (literally).

The child of the cryptid Kira (see - Kira).
Person: hey Jenna how are you today
Jenna: 🤩🤩I’m😳😺great😱🥰how👁about🤣🤪you🥺😼🤤
by catwadowa August 17, 2020
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Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually
you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes
by spencershorts August 20, 2020
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Jenna

A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.

Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).

Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us

2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
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