jingleballin

verb, this def. ''jingleballin'' mean doing anything related to christmas that is so gangster you needed to create a new funny ass word

example 1 ''yo man jose just raped his car in christmas lights and it looks exacly like a dick''

''no way''

''fu** ya''

''i know''

''thats jingleballin''
example 2 ''hay jon''

''wat''

''did you see the funny text i sent you about the raindeer f**king!''

''no?! send it1''

''kk''

recived message

''00000 thats jingleballin!''

by taylor for e for December 27, 2009

jingling the dingo

To shake your goods insistently in a mesmerizing motion while not wearing underwear under loose shorts or sweats. The wild ritual is considered to be a carnal mating dance or territorial display of testosterone.

Yo, check out Terrance jingling the dingo all up in that girl's grill. It's on like Voltron!

by toothoreo January 18, 2011

jingleballing

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.

jingle balls jingle balls jingleballing all the way!

by jingleballer July 11, 2011

Jingletot

Where a man squats down and a girl lays on her back and gargles the testicles

"Hey dude how did it go with that minger last night ?"

"it went okay i just let her jingletot me all night"

by OrgaSAMMM October 6, 2011

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

jinglism

when all your internet connected devices jingle in different tones within milliseconds of each other, after receiving a message or notification from insert your favorite social network here

yo, did you hear that ?
what?
dude, your iphone, tablet and laptop all just farted sounds when I emailed you
yeah man, that's jinglism for ya

by lfchords May 12, 2013

Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013