A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.
Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022
Get the Jaws 3Dmug. To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
Get the Up your jawmug. by ftcalls February 10, 2021
Get the Jaws of Deathmug. A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
Get the jaw sessionmug. by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
Get the He'd slug your jawmug. Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
by Tafkag July 4, 2019
Get the Jaws the revengemug. Breaker breaker, did you pick that up rusty nail? You take the lead. I got a fox jaw fixin for a fun time over.
by Skidmark69420 February 26, 2025
Get the Fox Jawmug.