Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)
I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!
by ftcalls February 10, 2021
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
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jawing

she was jawing me
by ddaaiisyyyy December 1, 2020
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He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
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