Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

instagrandstanding

It’s like you just drunkenly post whatever is in your Spotify speed and then the next day you wake up and everybody is like “holy shit! i thought you were trying to get my attention with that song”.

Dude I was totally Instagrandstanding that customer at work earlier.

Holy shit! I just did my first Instagrandstand!

-skateboarder

by InstagramStan October 20, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020

Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020

instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagym

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick

girl: that boy is very muscled
Friend: nah he's an instagym, he's f***ing dry live, trust me

by anonymous November 21, 2020