When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
by Dick Furgeson January 23, 2016
by Youngsandwitch June 17, 2015
This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.
by Nowheredotcom November 20, 2008
When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.
by Elk Snot1 June 22, 2017
Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021
by BJ33196 October 08, 2013