What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.
by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

by purplesteps May 26, 2023

“I’m going to the dam store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
