What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.
by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025
Get the showing them the thrift storemug. by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
Get the Be my personal convenience storemug. by purplesteps May 26, 2023
Get the Dime in a Dollar Storemug. “I’m going to the dam store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
Get the dam storemug. by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022
Get the Pottery Storemug. AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
Get the google play storemug. by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
Get the separator storemug.