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showing them the thrift store

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.
I'm showing them the thrift store for his birthday. I'll be home later.
by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025
mugGet the showing them the thrift storemug.
British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.
Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!
by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
mugGet the Be my personal convenience storemug.

Dime in a Dollar Store

Something of little value, not even worth spending a dime in a dollar store for.
You ain’t shit, you ain’t worth a dime in a dollar store
by purplesteps May 26, 2023
mugGet the Dime in a Dollar Storemug.

dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest
“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
mugGet the dam storemug.

Pottery Store

An excuse to not come into work.
Sorry Tobin I can’t cover, I have to go to the pottery store.
by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022
mugGet the Pottery Storemug.

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
mugGet the google play storemug.

separator store

Aka gift store, gift shop. Coined because it separates a man from his money.
When travelling I always stop at the local separator store to pick up souvenirs for my kids.
by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
mugGet the separator storemug.

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