hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Harstop

Another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Bug-type Pokemon, heart-shaped with catlike eyes, a stubby nose and three claws on its hands and feet. Has antennae like an insect. Harstop can put its opponents into suspended animation with Sonic Blasts from its Tuvan-like throat singing. Evolves into Tuvarhyne.

My Harstop will beat your Blazikan!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Hurt-on

When a man gets hard either while experiencing or during the thought of pain.

When Sally pinched me a got a real hurt-on.

by JAWRitch December 19, 2008

Hubstitute

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

by locarb June 10, 2009

hunstanator

irish pikey girls who tend to say 'hun' too much, "hey hun, i love my hunz, hunzville, hunsnation, hunsilvania, hun'inell, im all hun'd out?!, lets grab hunz"

hey hunstanator, i love my hunz, hunzville, hunsnation, hunsilvania, hun'inell, im all hun'd out?!, lets grab hunz

by gypsy grabber February 26, 2011

humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013

hurtbae

Someone who gets their heart broken, gets cheated on, or who gets done wrong in a relationship.

me: RayRay just cheated on me for like the 15th time, i just want to die
friend: its okay hurtbae, you'll be fine

by courtneylatonia March 29, 2017