hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

Hoopajoop

An odd object or thingy.

An anal probe is when you stick a hoopajoop up your ass

by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

Hoops

Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.

To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild

by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

hoople

n. a variant of wigger, the difference being the person in question doesn't "intend" to act and dress the Hip Hop Culture, but poverty, and social status wield how he/she presents himself/herself.

Jerry was raised in the South Bronx to a white crack addict prostitute. He can be a such a hoople sometimes, he just doesn't know any better.

by breetai3 April 10, 2008

Hoopy Lickin'

To lick ones hoop (hoop being bum hole)

Im going round his tonight for some hoopy lickin!!

Sam & Jack love the hoopy lickin'!!

by T.A April 3, 2007

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! October 16, 2008