holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022

Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

Holiday sky chonk

A turkey in flight.

Look in that tree, a holiday sky chonk!

by J9w June 11, 2022

President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010

holiday ho’n’

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.

Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.

by Jamacha November 19, 2023

holiday (verb)

To celebrate a holiday

I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)

However you choose to holiday (verb) this season, holiday (verb) with vigor.

Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.

by Profesor de Ingles November 30, 2024