by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
Get the Heathermug. 
friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. Short, hot tempered girl who usually has red or dark hair and is naturally curly but looks like she was dragged through a bush. She is pretty although no one really notices it. She's always acting like a tomboy and goes around with the lads. Everyone and a while she she decides to tidy herself up for the craic and looks nice but she doesn't like it. When a boy sees her looking all tidied up they immediately fall for her. She has that one boy she can't stand because he's always arguing with her but the truth is he's only trying to catch her attention from all the other guys.
Boy 1: Hey have you seen what Heather's wearing today?
Boy 2: No she always looks like shes been dragged through a Bush.
Boy 1: Man, that's too bad she looks like a beaut today. I might flirt with her for a while. Heather's my type of girl.
Boy 2: The only way you'd get Heather's attention is by arguing with her.
Boy 2: No she always looks like shes been dragged through a Bush.
Boy 1: Man, that's too bad she looks like a beaut today. I might flirt with her for a while. Heather's my type of girl.
Boy 2: The only way you'd get Heather's attention is by arguing with her.
by Iwantabf November 8, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..
but she was a true Heather
by isle Heather October 28, 2017
Get the heathermug. Heather the the name of a musical about how a girl who is a loser become a part of the the popular girl group the heathers where all their first name is heather
by Dollar store heathers March 26, 2022
Get the Heathersmug.