can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

door handle

A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).

Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet

by BLANDRY February 20, 2006

Love Handles

When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.

Did you see thee love handles on that chick

by kidg May 21, 2008

average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.

Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017

cock handle

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!

Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)

by grace loftus August 11, 2006

Handkerbation

Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum

"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"

"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"

by Hanker Choo June 27, 2008