Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person

Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander

by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023

Grabby Handerson

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.

It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.

by Otis Spunkmiester July 4, 2023

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.

Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.

by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024

One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024