Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.

Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.

Green-handed by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024

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green handed

Getting caught in the act of smoking marijuana

We were smoking a bleezy and her parents walked in and totally caught us green handed

green handed by CR@SHM@N March 16, 2009

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greenlanded

The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.

By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!

greenlanded by aea09 June 24, 2009

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greehanded

“Greehanded”; to be selfish, ignorant with a topic.

“That boy is being greehanded.”

greehanded by dddefinitions October 17, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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