Mummy Hand

The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.

I had to mummy hand that shit get it to go down!

by Skull68 March 3, 2010

Jew hands

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.

DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!

by J.Day September 25, 2007

hand bra

A photographic pose where a woman covers her boobs with her hands, as to tease or impress males. A very sexual pose often seen in magazine modeling.

The man was happy to look at the woman with nothing but her hands covering her body. He smiled, then proceeded to kiss the computerized face. Disappointed, he walked away, saying, "Man, I love hand bras!"

by The REAL Me November 6, 2012

morning hands

when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

by artistxforever January 25, 2009

Hand Gliding

The act of sticking one's hand out of a moving vehicle, creating sufficient lift to make it fly around like a plane.

He lost his hand in a tragic hand gliding accident.

by Mrpopo123 August 30, 2010

no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.

{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.

by Joking July 11, 2014

Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.

"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"

by Bradz88 July 14, 2011