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Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian
Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'
by #asy June 13, 2019
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Hampus

The name Hampus is a synonym for "God is gracious". This dose not mean that the name Hampus is the name as that of a god, rather the name of someone who respects the gods, and all the devine.

Hampus described as a man would be, someone who is just, someone who has alot of compassion, someone who looks out for every one he cares for, and tries to be his best self.

Hampus can act rash sometimes but that is only when he is nervous or even angry. Hampus can be the man of your dreams if you treat him fair and honest but if you do not, Hampus will tend to hide what he feels and act as if there is no problem, just so that you may not be hurt by the situation(Even when he is hurting the most, he wil do what he can, so that no-one else will be hurt). He's not afraid to get dirty to complete the task at hand. Although he might be Rugh when he has to, he is Gentle as the touch of a feather when it comes to handeling things of value to him.

To describe the look of Hampus: It is as if he was God Sent, with long blonde hair down to his Shoulders curling at the tips, strongly built body, tall with Broad shoulders and a Majestic Posture.

With that said, treat him fair and he Shall do the same to you.
-Hey! Did you see that new movie?

-Yea! I went and saw it with Hampus!
by Gertrude Dinkelberg February 18, 2020
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Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!๐Ÿ˜‹ To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.
Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.
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hamPWNED

A Hamster based VTuber on Twitch who is really loud but really good at mostly rhythm games (maybe FFXIV too), probably someone you would let step on you. Aka as Ham.
"Did you watch the hamPWNED stream?"
"You mean the one where she gaslit Monchi the whole time? Yeah, totally!"
by MCFartyPants September 8, 2022
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Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.
I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.
by hotforbrock March 4, 2011
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New Hampshire

Teacher: Now let's move on to the topic of --
Student: DEEZ NUTS
Teacher: that was so New Hampshire of you
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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Hampden Sydney College

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do
by jinglesmaster9k January 11, 2009
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