Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight
That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!
by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020
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Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".
"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"
by Hawhe October 27, 2023
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Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.
You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
by Bruno2010 January 15, 2010
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ham and egged

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.
by Why me two February 23, 2014
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ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.
She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!
by June 13, 2016
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ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.
1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."
by jokeoil January 22, 2015
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Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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