ham and egged

taken advantage of

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.

by Why me two February 28, 2014

ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.

1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."

by jokeoil January 22, 2015

Ham-Slamwich

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Ham Napkin

A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.

Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.

Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.

Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.

by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013

Ham Mode

A brief Time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team. Thus resulting in Ham Mode.

"My god im going Ham Mode!!"

by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014

Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.

a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"

by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011