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home school

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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home skillet biscuit dog

A totally lame way of refering someone you think of as a homie.
by molly:) December 11, 2008
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Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.
That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.
by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008
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home star runner

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shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna
by austin December 5, 2003
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home and away

The best soap ever with lots and lots of nice arms always in vests. yum
"Must go and watch home and away"

said when needing an arm-fix.
by *Addy* January 30, 2005
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home grown

by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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home slice

Someone who is an over the top dork. Someone who is trying way too hard to be cool and fails miserably.
Look at that guy in the polyester leisure suit trying to pick up on that super model. What a home slice.
by hititlong January 1, 2006
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