Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

plow horse

A girl that sleeps around with a lot of guys and has that used , wide set vagina. Her body is just a slab of meat.

I remember that whore Jennifer, I used to take that old plow horse to pound town every night back in the day.

by UhSsSs June 3, 2016

beating a dead horse

When something is already dead, and you keep bring it up over and over again

counter strike is a dead horse that everybody should stop beating

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

Horse Porn

Porn with horses on it

Thomas is looking at horse porn

by Thomas March 16, 2005

horse's hoof

Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.

The barman's a horse's hoof!

by David Taylor February 11, 2004