A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom

Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Winged Hero: Hawks!

Winged Hero: Hawks! A man too fast for his own good. Has many babybirds around the world, but not enough feathers for all of them. He also is wondering who songbird is and how they know his favorite song. . .and why do people want to 'End Hawks'? Or why do people think he likes spicy food, like Hot Wings?

"Winged Hero: Hawks! Age twenty-two. At eighteen he started his own agency, and by the second half of that year he was already in the top ten! The first pro in history to crack it before age twenty! Given that speed and relative youth, people say that he's moving too fast. It's no surprise he was ranked third in the last chart."

by Totally Not Hawks September 22, 2020

ass hawk

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks

Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk

by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010

stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?

by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Hawkward

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

by Hedy La Rue April 26, 2011

Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011