nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat

1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.

by Assex 776 May 27, 2008

Gobble Gobble

The best motherfucking band ever.

Went to see gobble gobble yesterday. Steam came out of the house when the show was over.

by boringhorror November 23, 2010

Gobbler

While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.

Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.

by Mustang Mike November 23, 2009

Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014

gobbledy goop

Something that is unusual and unsolvable.

Boss: how's that case that you're doing going
Detective: it's gobbledy goop

by Party-Pooper June 19, 2017

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

gobblerz

A word for when you have the "Munchies". Derived from the word "Gobble". This basically means that when you have a sudden erge for food.

Guy 1 - "Aaaar i've got the gobblerz!"

Guy 2 - "Is that some sort of disease? You know...down there?"

Guy 1 - "Noooo, i'm just mega hungry!"

by Kirsty L December 23, 2007