Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.

Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.

by McM@nus December 29, 2023

golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks

Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu

by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.

“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”

by Haron1234 May 23, 2025