Goatedloser

A person who says they are a goat but they lose 90% of the time

He’s a real goatedloser

by Gamingnoob1234 May 3, 2022

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goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

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goatsagi

a huge kaneki fan, as well as Kurapika and will literally post the most vile shit about chrollo. They are very funny and makes me laugh EVERYTIME they post, and never takes an L

look! goatsagi just posted an edit!

by monkeseemonkedo June 15, 2022

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Goasses

A type of pants designed to make your rear end pop up.

A word accidentally typed when you were trying to spell “glasses”

“Hey Kayla put on your goasses, cause tonight we’re going out”
“My what?”
“Oh my bad I meant glasses. Now put on some tight jeans you dirty hoe cause we’re going out”

by LAC2022 July 1, 2022

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Goatsmith

A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.

I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.

Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.

If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!

by Goatmangold September 3, 2022

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