Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

Glarf

(verb) The act of mega splooge

He told his wife he was about to glarf!

by Villicous October 3, 2022

Garfknuckle

A war crime where you defecate in your foe's face.

Oh look at Private Dave! He just did a Garfknuckle in that guys face!

by James Evan Huckleberry The II October 10, 2022

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022

garfsgarf

a very hot tiktoker with 10k followers you could never

garfsgarf is the best tiktoker ever you could never cuz im a rapper

by ga®fsgarf November 20, 2022

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023