Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”

by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022

gerbertie

a "person" who believes wholeheartedly that gerard way (my chemical romance) and bert mccracken (the used) fucked in the 2000's

xXxem0b0ixXx: frerard or grank?

0url4dy0fs0rr0ws: gerbert

XORATFACE: 📣📣📣gerbertie alert

by walmart_goth October 1, 2022

Gerber

A bitch ass nigga/weird/annoying person.
A person that is not fun to be around
A person that looks stupid in certain situations.

“This guys such a gerber” “you fucking gerber” “I hate this gerber”

by blickybtw June 6, 2023

gerbear

Short for geriatric bear. An old person that doesn't understand the youth.

Wow, Adrian is such a gerbear. He doesn't even use TikTok. - J

by Swiftiehater June 9, 2023

Gerber

A term used to describe a person who has been babied

He's a little gerber.

by Rizzly Bear Jr. Jr. December 2, 2023

Gerber

Gerber is a fat old person.

bariatric refers to a fat person.

geriatric is an old person.

Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.

by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

Gerbear

Gerbear refers to a person who's old and fat simultaneously.

Gerbear is derived from 2 word.
Geriatric meaning an old or elderly person and Bariatric meaning overweight.

Gerbear is pronounced Ger-Bear

When the Gerbear arrives you will know what a fat old person looks like.

by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024