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Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011
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Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8
As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."
by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012
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Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.
Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."
by ThatGuy20 May 8, 2012
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Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
by Lord Gott March 29, 2013
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Gentlehole

These are basically nice guys who like to be snarky at times and can be assholes when they are being pushed around or provoked. They are both a gentleman and an asshole.
I thought he was a gentleman, but then he told me my hair scrunchy looked dumb. What a gentlehole!
by Gentlehole Lover October 29, 2014
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Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment
Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.
by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016
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Gentleman's Paste

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."
by _TryCatch May 11, 2016
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