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geek-gasm 

The shudder of pleasure (physical for some of us) of watching or even contemplating geek TV/movies/games/comics/etc.
"Can you imagine if Joss Whedon wrote and directed a Harry Potter movie?"

"Oh my God, I just had a geek-gasm!"
geek-gasm by Jessabean December 26, 2008

tri-geek 

a person who is overly obscessed with the sport of triathlon.
Jeff is wearing a heart rate monitor and bike shorts in the pool, what a tri-geek.
tri-geek by Wendy February 11, 2004

Geek Speak 

1 pwned j00, j00 n00b. W00t W00t!!!!

- Example of Geek Speak.
Geek Speak by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004

geek crush 

Perhaps the most pathetic behavior of the modern male (esp. teenage) geek, this term refers to the tendency of male geeks to become irrationally infatuated with nearly any girl who is willing to speak to them, eben if such occurances are not really all that rare.
He thought that she was his soul-mate, but it was really just a geek crush.
geek crush by Nimrod June 26, 2004

ghetto geek 

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)
1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.
ghetto geek by TEEG April 9, 2006

geeksturbate 

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.
1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"
geeksturbate by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005