the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE
by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019
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Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 06, 2018
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scrot goat

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.
when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.
by bert and jerry June 27, 2021
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Goat Throttler

A very twisted and sick individual who has an extremely deviant and sexual interest in hoofed animals.
That man ain't right. When we went across that field with cows in it I swear he was salivating. That weirdo is a definite Goat Throttler.
by Za Cosmic Clown February 27, 2022
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Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.
Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.
by The OG Glizzy Goat May 27, 2021
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