fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

trust fail

A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.

Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.

by the comand'r June 4, 2015

Fail Sauce

If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.

Zomg she is such fail sauce.

by WeinerSnitzel November 1, 2008

epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

Fail-tality

When someone fails and it has painful or near death results.

Man falls from high roof because it had snow on it and nearly broke his neck FAIL-TALITY

by Buzzworthington January 17, 2009

Fail Ops

Fail Ops(Flops) is a parody name derived from the video game Black Ops presumably for its failure to deliver to expectations and just being riddled with bugs and other things that make it not enjoyable to play.

1.)
Kid 1: Dude, I got this sick double feed in Black Ops yesterday.
Kid2: Wow, you still play Flops? Trade that shit in for MW2, man.
2.) OMG, Black Ops is such a fail. It's full of lag, the hit detection sucks, the snipers are useless, and the matchmaking is horrid. They should just rename it to Fail Ops and Failarch.

by JesusisyoursaviorX April 14, 2011