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Anal Juice Fingers 

The fingers (or rather the smell) that comes from them after gliding them along the crack of the ass. The top part of the ass where sweat accumulates the most is the most ideal spot to turn normal fingers into anal juice fingers.

NOTE: It does NOT smell like faeces, in fact it is only when the anus is completely clean that anal juice smells its finest. Anal Juice Fingers do not go brown, but rather stay clear. If your fingers even have the slightest smell of faeces after gliding them along the crack than they are NOT anal juice fingers.
Good anal juice fingers will smell like pickle brine.
DO NOT lick anal juice fingers, they are for smelling purposes only!
After that intense workout I rubbed my fingers along my ass crack and transformed them into anal juice fingers, they smelt delicious!
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Five fingers up 

If you see a person popping fives they mostly likely gay or get no money
Don’t pop 5s big 4s five fingers up are for pussys

Sausage Fingers

Small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. Makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.
Her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.
Sausage Fingers by Garald November 14, 2011

2 fingers up 

A secret way of telling people you're gay.
"Yo, he put 2 fingers up!"
"He's a homo!!!"
2 fingers up by killjohnlennon April 6, 2022

salad fingers 

I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!
"I've made you a friend hat."

"Oh bubble trumps."
salad fingers by sammy April 8, 2005

chicken fingers 

One of lifes most simple, yet best, pleasures.
A good show and a bucket o' chicken fingers. What could be better?

chicken fingers by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

Salad Fingers 

Salad fingers is a flash "cartoon" created by internet famous cartoonist, David Firth. This disturbing animated series is classified as a surreal psychological horror genre. It is based on a mutated humanoid whom is called "Salad Fingers". The series has no deffinate meening, however most likely takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, which derives from a "Great War" which most likely was somewhat of a nuclear holocaust. Salad fingers is the main charecter, and is shown in 8 short episodes. He is shown to be phsycotic and mentally ill as he enjoys the feeling of rusty object, and many strange textures, and also enjoys the feeling of pain and blood, which he calls the "red water". He suffers from psychosis, so he cannot tell the difference between real people and unliving objects. Throghout this series salad fingers meets other mutated people. Including an armless "BBQ" worker, an odd eyed child, and in episode 5 a seemingly normal un mutated girl who is the only other person to speak english in the series (which as a result drives salad finger to momentarelly go crazy). A major component to this series is the eerie music made by the Boards of Canada. It is an overall very disturbing series, and shouldnt be viewed by every one.
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
"Im here to enquire about your spoons."
"Marjory stewart baxter, u taste like sunshin dust."
"Rojer, i shalnt have you bellowing these frequincies at this late hour, upsetting my insides."