Fidget

Abbreviation of sorts meaning "fucking midget".

We call her sister Fidget because she's so damn short.

by Heather (Ya Know) December 25, 2007

Fidelis

A short term for a growth on your vagina which is in a shape of a penis.

My Fidelis is itching.

by ruhsheyall March 22, 2009

fidler

verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler

Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.

by goldentee rules May 30, 2003

Fidget

Noun. Any domesticated animal or pet (specifically cats and dogs). Taken from cats and dogs who have fleas and lick/scratch themselves. Can be both an affectionate and derrogatory term.

term of endearment: I miss my three fidgets. I need to feed them when I get home.

derrogatory: He had a backyard full of nasty fidgets, covered in mud and barking obnoxiously.

by Norraa April 29, 2006

fedge

the act of simultaneously penetrating both nostrils of a prize pig's snout by two men.

I fedged that pig so hard last night it prolapsed.

by beerswitch May 8, 2010

Fidgel

Verb. The act of making a girl orgasm so hard tha her eyes start to twitch uncontrollably.

"I Fidgeled the shit out of Pam last night! It was so funny to watch that whore squirm with pleasure."

"Why the fuck are you Fidgeling!?"

"I make all the ladies fidgel."

by Climbmeharder December 13, 2009

Fidget Slut

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga. Such sluts always includes the "d" in their work and name, unlike other sluts who shall remain unnamed.

Yo gurl, I'm gonna become a fidget slut because it's more sanitary and I'm good with my hands

by Derc33 April 12, 2017