false dawn

When dawn is observed on the horizon and you are not ready for it. Often times occurs while out drinking all night or during finals in college. When observed, it is best to ignore the false dawn until there is no denying that it is morning.

Origin:
Phrase first spoken after an all night drinking session before morning piano movement

All night spent drinking in hot tub
David:"Is it daylight already?"
John: "Nah, thats just the false dawn, ignore it."

Finals week all-nighters
Allen: "You ready for this test?"
Jeremy: "I'm about half there... shit, is that the false dawn? What time is it?!?"

by manabouttorock December 28, 2011

Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

falseatizing

Falsely advertising; usually a physical feature or a appearance.

Look at that bitch in the Wonderbra. Her tits ain't that big. She's falseatizing them things.

by ceceschmee October 14, 2005

Falselyz

Completely and totally NOT true.

Um.. excuse me, that statement is totally falselyz dude.

by Seduced September 30, 2007

false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009