fixie

The purest and simplest form of bicycle. "Fixies," usually adapted from an older (10 speed) road bike, use a single gear that is fixed directly to the back hub. Fixed-wheel bicycles do not allow the rider to coast, however, but force them to constantly pedal- making the "rider" more in touch with every move the bicycle makes. In order to stop a "fixie," one must perform a slide-stop- which involves strategic locking of ones legs. Some fixies have a front brake, but that detracts from the supposed simpleness of the bike. "Fixies" can be as much a piece of art as a functional and exciting bicycle.

"That dude has a nice set of Aerospokes on his fixie"

by A fixie builder and rider February 16, 2009

ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004

fixing to

when southerners are about to accomplish tasks. pronounced "fiddin ta"

We fiddin ta get blazed up in herrrr.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020