Fap-A-Thon

The action of masturbating for a extended period of time until you recieve friction burns

Jahaziel loves performing his weekly fap-a-thons after James Charles releases a new makeup video.

by A1 Purple December 22, 2024

Fap star

One who can't stop choking the chicken, no matter what or where this person is they always find a way to diddle himself

Jonny is such a fap star, he's always finds a way to jerk his shit

by anonymous May 15, 2025

Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey

Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.

by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025

No Fap 2021

During No Fap 2021, all male and female shall not masturbate, or "fap".

"Did thou fail No Fap 2021?"
"Those who fail No Fap 2021 shall fail in life."

by ThouShallContinue^ December 2, 2020

not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011