Dirty Eddie

When you constantly bail on your friends for a "crazy girl" in Kemah, TX and it turns out to be a guy.

Nah can't hang tonight guys I'm gonna be a dirty Eddie.

by Wooston September 13, 2021

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

compton ass eddie

his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss

what now compton, word

by you know March 16, 2005

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis January 5, 2009

dry Eddie

The opposite of a wet Willie. It's when you stick your finger in your own ear, dig up some wax, then quicky stick your finger in someone's mouth.

Dave wouldn't stop bragging about his new Lexus, so I gave him a dry Eddie!

by Dry Eddie January 16, 2011

The Cousin Eddie

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”

I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!

by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022

Crazy Eddie

A consumer electronics store chain originally located in the NYC/Tri-state area. Crazy Eddie was best known to sell electronics, appliances, home entertainment, records, tapes, etc. all at the guaranteed lowest sale prices.

Crazy Eddie, his prices are IN-SAAAAAANE!

by commercialman December 11, 2006