drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.

joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy

by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022

drake

slang for penis. specifically a large one. it originates from a leaked video of drake, the rapper, jerking off his notably large penis.

“his drake”
“he has a drake”

by barbie22222 May 23, 2024

drake

Drake is a most amazing person you could find. he is very sweet and hilarious at times. he will respect you and will care for you. he is very hardworking and is sooooooooo adorable. he is and will be a good ass boyfriend. so if you find yourself a drake keep him and love him because he has been hurt so many times and he cant resist getting hurt again. He is an overthinker but he will help you in your ups and downs. he does get jealous but if you are honest with him and not keep any secrets he will still stay. he will love you unconditionally and will want to spoil you soo much.

''OMG is that a Drake''
''YEA HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND I COULD EVER WISH FOR IM SO PROUF OF HIM''

by bananadanna May 24, 2023

Drake leak

A short video of the famous rapper Drake playing and stroking his willy

Bro 1: Yo! Did you see the Drake leak?

Bro 2: No? What's it about

Bro 1:uhhhhhhhhh

by MedFries February 21, 2024

Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

Drake

A man that wants to be richer

Drake wants to be richer.

by anonymous January 20, 2025