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doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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Doodlehoover

Noun - used as a comical or insulting greeting.

Verb - the act of inhaling doodle orally or via any other orifice in a vacuum like manner.
'Hey Doodlehoover, what's doin!' - noun.
'I just seen her doodlehoover that guy behind the shed' - Verb.
by kiezze January 6, 2021
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Doodle

Doodle is when you have diarrhea, and you eat the diarrhea, and then you diarrhea the diarrhea you ate.
Man i had the most terrible doodle my diarrhea was so painful, and it tasted awful, and when i diarrheaed it again it burned.
by Doodle definition 1 November 23, 2021
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Dogleg moment

A moment that makes you feel like you have been graced by The Good Lord himself when you witness it. It makes you feel a mixture of ecstasy and awe when you see one.
Sullivan witnessed a dogleg moment when he was shopping in Lidl, it made him the happiest he had ever been.
by Geeregapooney422ney March 7, 2022
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Doodle dancer

its a commonly used verb indicating the love and affection towards the roblox horse, some take it a bit to seriously

(f-ing the horse)
CLAP CLAP CLAP GOES THE HORSE AND YOU. 'Doodle Dancer'
by my cat koodel 99 August 30, 2022
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doodle doo

Slang term for a man's penis based on "cock-a-doodle-doo".
'She was all over me after seeing my doodle doo.'

'Mommy got prego by playing with daddy's doodle doo.'
'I nearly passed out after taking a shot to the doodle doo.'
by Split Rock goes the Clock January 26, 2023
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Doodlebug

1) Any painted rock for the garden, especially to form a cuddly creature such as a ladybug.

2) Cute and cuddly girlfriend or boyfriend.
1) I love my doodlebugs but beware the Garden gnomes who hunt them.

2) Jackie curled up on the couch while Kent gently ran his fingers through her hair, his little doodlebug.
by SchnuckiputziDoodlebuggi November 1, 2023
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