Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.

"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015

Dos Fuegos

A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.

John Adderson : "I see fire over there"

Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"

(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)

John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"

by DankManAutism March 17, 2020

Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018