Dong and Ditch 

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.

Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.

Dong and Ditch by Under rated February 28, 2021

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

Ring Dong Ditch by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Hood Ding Dong Ditch 

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

Hood Ding Dong Ditch by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

Ding dong ditch 

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

Ding dong ditch by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding-dong Ditch 

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

Ding-dong Ditch by TechTalos July 30, 2021

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

carriage stuck in a ditch by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Dutch stuffed ditch panda 

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

Dutch stuffed ditch panda by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022