dicing

dicing is when you fart in one corner of the room walk to the other corner of the room fart then the next corner until you have been all over the room and your gas is everywhere

gotta stay away from that salsa been dicing for hours

by sanxity July 2, 2019

smut diving

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home

Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.

by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009

anal diving

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

by liz and heather May 23, 2008

Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

pearl diving

to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was

1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.

2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"

by Roger .S January 14, 2008

fluff diving

diving into a sheeps ass; male penis penitrating a sheeps anus; someone who does a running star into a sheeps butt.

1.do you want to go fluff diving after school today? 2. i tripped and fluff dived that sheep.

by shemale October 21, 2005

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010