Why did she take the kids?

Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids

Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad

by Mr. Man maan October 7, 2020

so guys we did it

those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers

Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.

the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.

by Smartass2 August 25, 2018

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

I Did Not Hit Her

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

a wizard did it

Phrase originating from the Simpsons, used in response to fans pointing out plot holes, continuity errors, and any mistakes the animators or writers may've made.

Voice Actor: "Whenever you see something strange with continuity, a wizard did it."

Fan: "But when-"

Voice Actor: "a wizard did it."

by Fats McRobot November 16, 2004

you are sofa king we todd did

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out

bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

by Bob-b July 25, 2006