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Depression Sandwich 

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich
Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich
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Depression 

Depression is when you wonder what the point to anything is anymore. When you just can’t do anything because there’s a voice in the back of your head asking you why it would even matter. It’s that feeling that tells you not to try, and that emptiness that’s hiding in the pit of your stomach. And depression is NOT just being sad. And it is NOT just how you feel once. Depression is real. And people who need antidepressants or to see a therapists should not be shamed, because they save lives.
Depression is a real mental health problem that needs to be addressed. While I was reading the other definitions, I finally felt like I could relate to someone about it.
Depression by MLB lover 2020 April 16, 2019

Depressing Fire 

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
Depressing Fire by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019

vocal depression 

A state of low faith in ones voice and/or singing abilities. Known to both start and end suddenly in otherwise stable people due to hyper-sensitivity specifically in relation to singing. For example, off-hand comments regarding ones singing ability can either trigger or end vocal depression.
Do you wanna record that track today?
Naw, I missed that High B yesterday, and I think I'm in vocal depression.

Oh, hey, I heard your CD last night, it was pretty good.
Oh my god, really?! I think you just cured my vocal depression.
vocal depression by a sufferer December 20, 2008

Post-fun depression 

The feeling you get after an extremely fun night, when you are sitting at home in your room. (PFD for short-pronounced puf-duh)
I'm having major post-fun depression right now. It's way too quiet at my house.

post season depression 

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.
"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

pre-school depression 

The day before you go back to school and you feel you have done nothing.
I was having a case of pre-school depression on Sunday night.