zeb donk

a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer

Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!

by glitter junkiee May 7, 2009

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.

Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."

by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018

Donk whopper

A person, usually unemployed and on drugs, who plays or promotes donk, that causes drama, mainly on social media

Oh fuck me you seen that status martin has wrote on Facebook, what a first class donk Whopper

by Donk king August 22, 2023

hit the donks

Leave the room slowly and quietly or make huge scene

I hit the donks running up and down the football feild

by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

donking

when 2 people slap their dicks together making a loud noise.

me and my friend were Donking yesterday

by dickey higgens June 11, 2024