dick all

another word for nothing.

I learned dick all in lecture today

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

by Lionberry February 2, 2021

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017

dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019